It’s almost 2021 and humans are sending spaceships to the outer reaches of our solar system and yet with such knowledgeable earthly scientists as we have today on earth we still can’t design a can opener that is worth buying. The can opener is one of the biggest useless pieces of junk made by man today, far surpassing many nonsensical national political policies and trends.
Spending $10-$25 dollars a couple times a year to repurchase a tool is one of the dumbest things that we do over and over again in America. You’d think by now someone could invent a can opener that will be durable and reliable. Let this be a challenge to KitchenAid, Zyliss, Hamilton Beach, OXO and Williams Sonoma to create a tool people can rely on in the kitchen.
I will be happy to be the first to kitchen test and write a review about your product and hopefully give it praises.
Sincerely, the Dude of Food.