Yum, I visualized this and made it happen.
Scoop out a pineapple and fill it half with vanilla ice cream. Install pineapple chunks, berries, melon and put in freezer.
Pan fry some molasses, smokey rum and touch of pineapple juice with some plantains. When the plantains look like they are getting soft, pull the pineapple from the freezer. In a couple minutes, when the plantains are fully done, pour the mix over the top of the fruit and ice cream stuffed pineapple and get ready to watch some TV.