The Dude of Food encounters a market apocalypse!

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When the Dude of Food walked into this closing local southern California market he didn’t expect to feel like he missed the party. There is something really ominous about walking around an empty market. Even if you are full from just having eaten, this sight has a way of making you feel hungry. Even now when I look at the photos I feel myself getting hungry.

The Dude of Food found his mind racing as he wrote this, as it seemed like some sort of Twilight Zone episode, and had to prepare some left over Chinese food to make sure all was right in the world.

He remembers wandering around the echoing, desolate market while enduring hunger pains that grew worse after witnessing aisle after empty aisle. As he walked through this empty space he began to think maybe everyone already knew something that he didn’t and they hurried out for a some life saving reason.

The haunting thought proceeded to grow and he had to remind himself to not touch anything, don’t breathe deep and certainly do not rub the eyes for fear of getting cooties. He realized he had seen enough as he reached the back of the empty place and swiftly walked to the exit.

The Dude of Food has always wanted to run a market and would love to have a small store of empty shelves to stock with quality goods for a neighborhood. Someday.

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